I’m one of those weird in-betweeners—too young to be full Gen X, too old to be a true millennial. Basically, I’m the guy who remembers rewinding VHS tapes with a pencil and blowing into Nintendo ...

Kids believe some wacky things, but who among us hasn’t been certain they were an official grown-up long before they entered adulthood? The screaming will quickly remind you. Sure, this marriage ...